Depending where it came from it might be worth the bite tho
Peacockmantis_shrimp
The child is not guilty the adult who let their child do this is. I mean those are chemicals that you don’t want your small child to eat in large amounts. Also you don’t want to get food dropped in pools because it makes the pool gross.
Room_Temp_Coffee
Kids are so gross lol
ypsilondigi
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Exquisitely_Pathetic
Ah the ignorance of youth. Straight to jail.
Budderswurth
Mans gotta eat
Slouchman42
I feel like this is unlocking a core memory as a toddler. I’m trying to resist it because I’m scared.
Delta9312
Pizza *and* child abuse?
cubgerish
I feel like everyone has done this once.
You take a bite or two, then realize the pizza tastes like the pool, and are more careful going forward.
The parents could’ve maybe pulled it back, but if he never figures it out for himself, he never learns it. Definitely not great that he’s drinking that in, but it’s not enough that it’s gonna really hurt him either.
Hopefully he gets out of Pizza Juve with some lessons learned, and returns to productive society.
No crime. Not even a juvie crime. The only people to be held responsible were those responsible for filming and posting on social media
ZoeyJumbrella
Now I’ve had to consider how chlorine would taste on pizza. Now I’ve had to do that. I’ve had to do that. There was a time before I did that. This is the time *after* I considered what chlorine would taste like on pizza.
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Depending where it came from it might be worth the bite tho
The child is not guilty the adult who let their child do this is. I mean those are chemicals that you don’t want your small child to eat in large amounts. Also you don’t want to get food dropped in pools because it makes the pool gross.
Kids are so gross lol
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Ah the ignorance of youth. Straight to jail.
Mans gotta eat
I feel like this is unlocking a core memory as a toddler. I’m trying to resist it because I’m scared.
Pizza *and* child abuse?
I feel like everyone has done this once.
You take a bite or two, then realize the pizza tastes like the pool, and are more careful going forward.
The parents could’ve maybe pulled it back, but if he never figures it out for himself, he never learns it. Definitely not great that he’s drinking that in, but it’s not enough that it’s gonna really hurt him either.
Hopefully he gets out of Pizza Juve with some lessons learned, and returns to productive society.
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Chlorine gives it that extra kick.
His dad is busy fighting crime
Eww
Blech
Someone’s going to jail.
No crime. Not even a juvie crime. The only people to be held responsible were those responsible for filming and posting on social media
Now I’ve had to consider how chlorine would taste on pizza. Now I’ve had to do that. I’ve had to do that. There was a time before I did that. This is the time *after* I considered what chlorine would taste like on pizza.
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It all comes together.
Have you not seen kids eat food? They’re always eating with a mouth full of juice and vice versa.
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He ate it upside down so all he got was good pepperoni. Not guilty
Johnny Cochran couldn’t win this case. Guilty. Send that little fucker to juvie
Mmmm…water-logged pizza…. Lol
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This has some serious pizza rat vibes.
MMM, soggy….🤮